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Romit Gulati

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Optimistic person at heart, simple, and I LOVE life "Don’t over promise and NEVER under Deliver"
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May 24

Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.

- Albert Einstein

 

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you
meet a beautiful girl .

- Uzair Sait

 

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to
appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

 

 

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg

 

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

 

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

 

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

 

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

 

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

 

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

 

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

 

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

 

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

April 21

33 Facts about Guyz

Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they trul! y care about.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try a! gain tomorrow".
... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very o! pen about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
liste! n to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

31. If a guy s! ays you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
March 04

The names that I have been called by my friends and foes

Torewal ( named after my physics teacher, school stuff)

Gualti (no prize for guessing)

Teddy (Shocking !! but true)

Motu (don’t go in meaning, Read between the lines )

Puki (ummmmmm)

Romu (pyar tapakta ha issme)

Gadha (Y to defame a poor animal)

Swami (hahahahahaha)

Kutta (now u know abut those pics)

Shishi (Sorry don’t ask me the meaning I also don’t know)

Virus (few guys thought m really techie, poor them :p)

Romi (Collage frnds)

 

Do u have anyting to add ?

February 25

Stupid Signs - funny stupid signboards

In an office
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

 

Outside a farm
HORSE MANURE
50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG
20p DO-IT-YOURSELF

 

In an office
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

 

Outside a secondhand shop
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

 

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales

THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING.
IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED...
OPEN TOMORROW.

 

Outside a photographer's studio
OUT TO LUNCH:
IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

 

Sign warning of quicksand
QUICKSAND.
ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED.
BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.....

 

Notice in a dry cleaner's window
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR
MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF..

 

Sign on motorway garage
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS...
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

 

Notice in health food shop window
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

 

Spotted in a safari park
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

 

Seen during a conference
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

 

Notice in a field
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

 

Message on a leaflet
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

 

Sign on a repair shop door
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

Sign at Norfolk farm gate
BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

January 22

Gone are the days!!!

 My Friend… When The school reopened in June,

 And we settled in our new desks and benches!

 When we queued up in book depot,

 And got our new books and notes!

 When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays,

 yet managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

 We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

 When we started calculating first with tables and then with Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and computers!

 When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms Drenched in sweat!

 When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors, Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

 When all the colors in the world, Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

 When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats, And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun, While others simply played "book cricket" in the Confines of classroom!

 Of fights but no conspiracies, Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

 When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast, In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

 When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus!

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint", "kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day , And the one-month long preparations for them.

 Gone are the days Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most enjoyed holidays after them!

 Gone are the days Of tenth and twelfth standards, when We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt, We enjoyed, We played, We won, We lost, We laughed, We cried, We fought, We thought. With so much fun in them, so many friends, So much experience, all this and more!

 Gone are the days When we used to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'! Gone are the days When we played games on the road!

Now we Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days When we saw stars Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!

Gone are the days When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds! Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days Where we studied just to pass! Now we study to save our job!

 Gone are the days Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

 Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

 Gone are the days Where we shouted on the road!

 Now we don't shout even at home Gone are the days Where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

 Gone are the days But not the memories, which will be Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and Ever and ever and ever ..... Gone are the Days…. But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

 NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE , DONT FORGET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS…..

January 20

Sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point

Who is on ur mind when u see the moon ?????

Thats life

The more you run after a person u luv, the farther  that person would be from u.

 

Don t believe me ??? Close your eyes and think about the person u have loved........

 
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